The Ferengi's attack during contest week, winning the Sisyphus crew a ship careening out of control. Oh and don't forget it's Christmas and the new Captain has banned use of the replicators. If it weren't for the magic of science this episode would be grimmer than Tiny Tim's prospects.
Improvised September 4th, 2016 from a suggestion by Joe TeamValor Grönroos via Facebook
Edited by Hannah Parsons
Matt Young as Captain Baxter, Lt. Greg, Ferengi 3
Chris Rathjen as Comdr. Corbomite Hayes, Scooter
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch’arles Lorem, Ferengi 1
Sean Kelley as Cmdr. Crick Watson, Jewish Engineer
Eli Mandel as Acting Chef Rip Stiply, Ferengi 2, Tiny Tim Engineer
Mary Cait Walthall as Zarlene Zonalzon, Ensgn. Operator
Rip and Lorem find themselves in a real pickle. By which we mean penis.
Improvised on October 9, 2016 from a suggestion by Tyson Thorp via Facebook.
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley
Rayna Caskey as Kelly the Intern
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dong Oligarch, Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Dong Oligarch, Lt. Rita King, Ashley, En. Spot
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter