Monday, May 7, 2012
Live Episode Summary: Bear Claws
(Also, F.E.L.I.X. delivers spoilers to Commander Hayes on his Game of Thrones holodeck adventure, making the excuse the books are centuries old, which I think we can all agree is totally beside the point and a dick move). Feeling the crew fails to appreciate him properly, F.E.L.I.X. refused to help the crew deal with a Laser Bear(thats a bear made of laser) that stowed aboard at Ragnar IV, which soon runs amok before giving birth to several laser cubs. The crew attempts to shut down F.E.L.I.X. in engineering but fails, leaving several injured(though not by F.E.L.I.X., Cdr. Hayes needs to be more mindful of his sword). In Sickbay Dr. Zonalzon regretfully informs F.E.L.I.X. that she needs to end their relationship, and the emotional program decides to shut itself down, but not before deleting all of the doctor's music. With their old A.I. back in place, Captain Baxter directs Ensign Laser Bear to set a course to the Sisyphus's next mission. Performed May 06, 2012 with special guest Jason Chin as F.E.L.I.X.