Something's amish when a couch surfer butters his way onto the USS Sisyphus. Can the crew rumspringa into action when a Romulan warbird appears? This one's a real barn burner. Cow pun.
Improvised March 8, 2015 from a suggestion by @Shoelessdick
Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Leopold Lackey, LtCdr Fritz Fassbinder
Mike Geraghty as Zeb, Romulan Subcommander
Sean Kelly as LtCdr Crick Watson
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Romulan Commander
Chris Rathjen as Cdr Corbomite Hayes, Romulan Subcommander